wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
(Source: barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark)
(Source: sl00t13st)
Evo’s!
OMG NO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT. THAT IS NOT. THAT IS NOT.
Which one don’t you like?
LOL THE SQUIRREL THINGS FOOT LOOKS LIKE IT’S DICK.
(Source: lexatu)
there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake
This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet
iM GONNA PISS
I AM FOAMING OUT EVERY ORIFICE OMFG
I really didn’t want to watch this, buT OH MY GOD I’M SO GLAD I DID HAHAHAHA
Ahahahhaahha
all I could say was OH MY GOD!
It was unexpected.
>fire next to a gas can
>unexpected
what
South Korea’s haul.
Animu, book and mag came from base.
Gokaiger from shady little toy store.
CD’s from totes cool record store - K-Pop compilation CD.
Penguin mask for obvious reasons.
Iron Man 3 DVD.
OREO-O’S BECAUSE SK IS THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU CAN STILL BUY THEM SUCK MY DICK.
Humorous man-ties for in case I ever get a waifu.
They’ll likely end up with me trolling in them.
Not pictured - the gifts I bought for Nikki.
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
A midget obese giraffe.
I’m having a heart attack
omgomgomgo
where have you been all my life obese mijaffe?
what is this.
what is life.
IT’S SO CUTE oMfG
OH MY GOD.
literally me as a giraffe gdammit
(Source: crittojanelee)
I’m in a bookstore sipping on Apple Cider when the woman behind me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing her X-rated 50 Shades Fanfic
There are ninjas
Every single male has a cock ring
She calls erections “Man Tents”
Its been almost an hour
Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by the Cullens
(Source: notcaucasian)