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tastefullyoffensive:

[frozenspark]

tastefullyoffensive:

[frozenspark]

neptunain:

obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing

catsbeaversandducks:

If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will? 

Photos via crack two

spinesaw:

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.

Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar

best thing i’ve seen all day

iwouldfookthat:

This is by far the stupidest thing I have ever made.

(Source: kikiisakitty)

mattbellamymuseofspace:

flying—blue—box:

stewie-just-said-that:

i-only-know-fandoms:

dfw-cub:

IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!

What if you rigged this on your porch so you press a button and the glass pours so when kids are at your door you press the button and this happens and you put red dye in it so it looks like blood 

Woah, easy there Satan.

thats a horrifying idea but its brilliant

mattbellamymuseofspace:

flying—blue—box:

stewie-just-said-that:

i-only-know-fandoms:

dfw-cub:

IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!

What if you rigged this on your porch so you press a button and the glass pours so when kids are at your door you press the button and this happens and you put red dye in it so it looks like blood 

Woah, easy there Satan.

thats a horrifying idea but its brilliant

(Source: onlylolgifs)

pyonkotchi:

Straight boy: what are you wearing ;)
Me: a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.